ABOVE: NYC will survive whether you leave or not. If you don't even live here, don't pretend to care.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's big lead, naked twins, Limbaugh slurs Kamala and mo' ...

ABOVE: The fountain has a point!

BELOW: Keep reading for a weight-loss transformation, somebody calling Trump “selfless” (!!!), a gay man disinvited to attend a college and more ...

OMG - do NOT retweet this to @realdonaldtrump! #morbidlyobese #trumpmorbidlyobese #TrumpIsJealousOfObama #TrumpPandemic #TrumpVirus #TrumpPlague @funder @maddow @Rosie @AMJoyshow @TeaPainUSA @cher @tedlieu @NancySinatra @Alyssa_Milano @ChrisEvans @Lawrence @joncoopertweets https://t.co/pbWyOH3Nij

— Alan Bennett Ilagan (@alanilagan) May 19, 2020

Trump brags that he's taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent COVID-19 — which, if true, he absolutely should not do.

Nancy Pelosi expertly shades him. Just perfect.

Swole (Image via selfie)

Vinny Guadagnino is for sure being paid in there somewhere, but still — his before-and-after pics, revealing his up-and-down weight issues, are pretty mesmerizing. I think he looked hot chunked up, too. More here.

ABOVE: Sharp-dressed man.

BELOW: Keep reading for Taron Egerton's gay thoughts and more ...

ABOVE: If he insists.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kit Harington GoSSIP, death of a Mary Tyler Moore cast member, body positivity shoot and more ...

ABOVE: The great outdoors.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cole Sprouse in leather pants, Trump Administration's connection to pedophilia, Trump's surprise when asked about his Administration's push to end the criminalization of homosexuality and yet more whining about body positivity (couched in negativity toward the people with traditionally great bodies) ...

ABOVE: Such fun-derwear!

BELOW: Keep reading for Hatosy's tail, Trivago guy shirtless, a darkly comedic take on Jussie Smollett and more ...