Jesus ate. (Image via video still)
This is unreal. Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark of Missouri is an eyesore, yet feels empowered to preach (literally) that women need to watch out and not “let themselves go” because “the chase ain't never over.”
A clip of his thoughts on how women should look — delivered in slob couture — is going viral.
He says:
ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco is proud of his ... calendar appearance.
ABOVE: NYC will survive whether you leave or not. If you don't even live here, don't pretend to care.
BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's big lead, naked twins, Limbaugh slurs Kamala and mo' ...
ABOVE: The fountain has a point!
OMG - do NOT retweet this to @realdonaldtrump! #morbidlyobese #trumpmorbidlyobese #TrumpIsJealousOfObama #TrumpPandemic #TrumpVirus #TrumpPlague @funder @maddow @Rosie @AMJoyshow @TeaPainUSA @cher @tedlieu @NancySinatra @Alyssa_Milano @ChrisEvans @Lawrence @joncoopertweets https://t.co/pbWyOH3Nij
— Alan Bennett Ilagan (@alanilagan) May 19, 2020
Trump brags that he's taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent COVID-19 — which, if true, he absolutely should not do.
Nancy Pelosi expertly shades him. Just perfect.
Swole (Image via selfie)
Vinny Guadagnino is for sure being paid in there somewhere, but still — his before-and-after pics, revealing his up-and-down weight issues, are pretty mesmerizing. I think he looked hot chunked up, too. More here.
ABOVE: If he insists.
