ABOVE: Julian Morris — all wet.

BELOW: Keep reading for the spreading Bern, hot selfies, a kid asks Buttigieg for coming-out advice and more  ...

ABOVE: If that is self-care, I'm in!

BELOW: Lil Nas X triumphs, Trump takes a beating, booty-saturated IG account and more ...

ABOVE: Bouncy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tik Tok jocks, Robyn Crawford coming clean about loving Whitney Houston, Tyson Beckford and Shawn Mendes shirtless, and more ...

ABOVE: Did your Memorial Day weekend look like this? Mine was spent nursing a dog back to health. Still ongoing. Kill me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Nick Jonas porn-alike, Meghan McCain's latest appropriation of her father's catchet, Facing Your Fierce, new Pose trailers and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp's takes on art and image never fail to sting.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttigieg on Pence, Miss Fame's tears, a hot stripper enters the army, Dionne Warwick on gay rights, Nancy Pelosi embraces her Patron Saint of Shade mantle and more ...

ABOVE: Wood morning!

BELOW: Keep reading for Armie dreaming, an X-rated Perry Mason glimpse, the only out footballer in Africa and more ...

(Images via Vogue Italia & Star)

Star Magazine tried to guess what Madonna might look like at 60 in a Grant Wood-inspired illustration 30 years ago — and they were pretty far off. Hell, they even missed the mark on Sean Penn, who they envisioned as a bit of a James Cromwell type.

Incredibly, only one of these ladies is no longer with us in spite of the charts being 60 years old — the same as Mme. #1.