Nice A (Image by Blake Yelavich for Walking Jack)

ABOVE: That's the Walking Jack Letters Brief on this model, shot by Blake Yelavich.

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Princess Diana died August 31, 1997 — 20 years ago today. I remember it vividly for many reasons, not least of which because I had a job to do ...

Max Emerson and Andrés Camilo are among the world's hottest male couples — and they know it.

Now, they're revving their engines to get the news of their hotness to a broader audience, posing for Daniel James for an intimate, skintastic, D. Hedral-clad shoot that appears in the new Attitude.

Keep reading to ogle them and for more of the day's hottest links, including a new “hot mug shot guy,” Jada Pinkett Smith's “grapefruiting” claims and more ...

(Video still via The Graham Norton Show)

Dame Helen Mirren can read anything with a straight face. Her Christmas message is tops, even though Will Smith appears to want Graham's bottom ...

Will Smith's ex responds to Alexis Arquette, forcefully denying rumors that she caught Smith in bed with a man. Not wild about the use of the word “recruit,” but ...

 

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Colton Haynes gets pierced.

Cosby suing (some) accusers. Now even The Devil & Max Devlin is ruined.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens premieres. See the entire original cast.

All 305 films eligible for Oscar consideration!

More on that Paris climate agreement.

Dustin McNeer is Mc-nude. (Work Unfriendly) 

Adele tour dates!

Oh, Be Clever's “Blanket” is epic.

TAG-ing Matt Bomer & Chelsea Clinton.

Orange Is the New Black-tress addresses “assault.”

Flynt fishing for proof that Ben Carson advisor sexually harassed dudes.

Melanie Griffith serving 58-year-old selfie realness.

Will Smith gently spanks Donald Trump.

Cafeteria delirium

Infamous jalapeño mac-and-cheese brat: The full story. (Video after the jump.)

World of Wonder offers helpful gift suggestions.

World of Wonder sent me this pressie: Selfie stick!

Nice c*m-gutters. (Work Friendly, surprisingly.)

Ex porn star Bo Dean paralyzed in dispute.

Caitlyn Jenner apologizes for unfortunate comments.

UK papers use a couple of assholes on Twitter to gin up Madonna-bashing piece.

Madonna's speech in Manchester got cheers, not boos. People are so wimpy.

Jesus, don't tell Mariah Carey she's #2 on this chart!

Keep reading for video on the mac-and-cheese brat's arrest ...

It's great when your kids are curious. It's not so great when they're relentlessly smug, pretentious assholes who think they're above the concept of time.

I bitched about this on Facebook and had a couple of people chastised me (one decided that sheeple simply couldn't understand the kids), but these children are delusional. Right from the very first question, when telling the interviewer what they're reading, Jaden reveals how stupid he is while trying to sound smart:

Jaden: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.”

Assuming he means it can't be dated.

Willow's reply to something Jaden said also shows a lack of understanding of English, let alone of the complex topics they think they've grasped:

Willow: “Because living.”

She speaks of dropping her pop song “Whip My Hair” as if she were Sojourner Truth, then confidently talks about how her new music is all about universal truths. 

It's a repulsive interview, made all the more annoying by the fact that they're children acting like adults and their parents probably think the Scientology really paid off.