ABOVE: Bendy! (Be sure to flip through the slides.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Taron Egerton choking on Cock, the Film Independent Spirit Award winners, Don't Say Gay emerging as a major lightning rod and more

Question: “If you were in a similar situation as president, would you take up arms like Zelensky?”

Trump: “Well, you never know about bravery …” pic.twitter.com/4Zvtx3gIp0

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 27, 2022

ABOVE: At CPAC, Trump was lobbed a softball question about whether he'd take up arms to defend the U.S. Even though a U.S. president would NEVER be in that situation, and he could have just said he would of course do it, Trump is such a fucking coward he couldn't even offer hypothetical bravery.

BELOW: Keep reading for Greg on Mike Brady, Leo Bersani & Nick Zedd RIP, more on the invasion of Ukraine and more ...

ABOVE: And this woman doubled down on it!

BELOW: Keep reading for the definition of treason (and of stupidity), Melania snubbing Jill, Biden snubbing the Keystone XL pipeline and more ...

Historian of coups and right-wing authoritarians here. If there are not severe consequences for every lawmaker & Trump govt official who backed this, every member of the Capitol Police who collaborated with them, this "strategy of disruption" will escalate in 2021

— Ruth Ben-Ghiat (@ruthbenghiat) January 7, 2021

ABOVE: She is right. I remain hopeful that the insurrectionists will be brought to justice.

BELOW: Keep reading for all the latest, especially regarding the insurrectionist coup attempt on Wednesday ...

He's from Iowa and probably not single. (Image by Alan Light)

ABOVE: It's a time to reflect on the year that was.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden taking his shot, a gay actor playing straight chimes in on who should play gay roles, Rudy distances himself from Trump's loony lawyer friend and more ...

The sign in front of him is just a figure of speech. (Image via video still)

Jesus, we need a shorter transition period — Trump lost forever ago, has lost multiple times since — including with today's elector votes — and yet still has another 36 or so days during which he can try to get away with murder.

Now, AG William Barr, a man so crazed he thinks presidents should practically have the powers of an emperor, has resigned. Even he was not loyal and right-wing enough for Trump's tastes.

Jeff Rosen will be acting AG. God only know he will indict for sport.

How it was hanging (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Yeah, so my OnlyFans has some good stuff, and it's just $9.99.

BELOW: Keep reading for Schitt's Creek's historic wins, Trump designating NYC, Portland and Seattle “anarchist jurisdictions,” Katharine McPhee's Republicanism and more ...

ABOVE: Beautiful — kind of like an updated Tom Hintnaus.

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's newest LGBTQ cast member, Trump's new sexual assault allegation, Barr's treasonous push to brand protesters as treasonous and more ...