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ABOVE: Dan's the man!

BELOW: Keep reading for an impassioned pro-queer speech, Dolly's touring announcement and more ...

ABOVE: BJ bares all!

https://www.mrman.com/tour/hero?_atc=895744-1262-1-126096

BELOW: Keep reading for Pelosi's dukes, fat-shaming horror, a MAGA fraud and more ...

ABOVE: Gene Kelly's butt, though.

Bonus pirate look from Gene. (Image via MGM)

BELOW: Keep reading for the GOPer who is pro-murder, Ron Johnson waffling on gay marriage (because SCOTUS would NEVER repeal it) and more ...

Reading is ... lost my train of thought. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Just a reminder that my first novel — which gave this blog its name — is available in a new edition here!

BELOW: Keep reading for Jordan Knight's right stuff, Elon Musk wriggling out of the deal and more ...

ABOVE: Shawn Mendes sets a single-and-ready-to-mindle thirst trap.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cuba Gooding Jr.'s even better son, the sad details of the Wisconsin parade disaster, two righties find their souls and quit Fox News and more ...

ABOVE: Something about a man in a robe.

BELOW: Kyle Rittenhouse was driven across state lines with an automatic weapon in order to thrill-kill — and got off, Build Back Better passes the House, Kamala Harris was (briefly) POTUS today and more ...

ABOVE: Gus Kenworthy is giving Prada.

BELOW: The Men of West Hollywood (no, it's not a dating app suggestion for newly single Shawn Mendes), Boebert continues to disgrace the U.S., tidbits about those Martin & Lewis nudes and more ...

ABOVE: I want Moore! Moore! Moore!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Sexiest Man Alive, Tom of Finland fashions, Gosar's violent AOC post, Rittenhouse going for the Oscar and more ...