ABOVE: I secreted a picture of Sting in his Dune scanties under my bed as a teen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, COVID kills 700,000, secession talk heats up and more ...

ABOVE: It's Grace Fucking Jones's birthday!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Ric Weiland story, Susan Collins in trouble and more ...

ABOVE: A little joy.

BELOW: Chris Crocker's journey continues, with a $41,000 NFT sale; Colton Underwood's new reality series; Dean Martin's entire penis; why that Toronto gay serial killer took forever to catch; and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

ABOVE: Every gay man of a certain age can relate to this essay about COVID-19 and AIDS.

BELOW: The ultimate tribute to Liza, J.Lo and A-Rod are working it out, the Trumps have even defrauded dogs and more ...

ABOVE: It really should've been Adam and Steve (Henson).

BELOW: Keep reading for Nick Jonas's big ol' biceps, the GOP embracing Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kyle Rittenhouse on the loose and more ...

ABOVE: Who likes watching people working out???

BELOW: Keep reading for insurrectionists who don't vote, racist cops, Marilyn Manson accused of abuse and more  ...

ABOVE: Bolu Okupe, son of a prominent Nigerian politician noted for his virulent homophobia, has come out as “gay AF.”

BELOW: Keep reading for some reality booty, two incredible Capitol riot stories, Madison Cawthorn being served by CNN, Joe Exotic's new bestie and more ...