ABOVE: When your thighs have separate zip codes.

BELOW: Keep reading for a history of male undies, France shaming Trump, remembering Sherwood Schwartz, NYC's Amazon conundrum, one of the best booty GIFs of all time and more ...

ABOVE: Father and son!

BELOW: Keep reading for Milan Christopher's come to gay Jesus moment, Gus Kenworthy's thirsty social media come-ons, a Dem wins Jeff Flake's Arizona Senate seat, Trump wants to fuck Puerto Rico (more, and again), high school Nazis and more ...

ABOVE: Serving face!

BELOW: Keep reading for Ryan Potter's third leg, Russian hackers' new Dem target, Jordan for Speaker, gay right-winger hates the pro-gay Fox News, historic Facebook dive, The Nanny's Renée Taylor returns to the stage at 85, and more ...

Above: Nick Mathews, all day long.

Below: Keep reading for nekkid model, Nassar's fate, the logical conclusion of the Marsha P. Johnson war, Trump's latest faux pas, sex while transitioning, whiny gay conservatives and how Tinky Winky died ...

Above: An Insta that's always got the goods!

Below: Keep reading for a fitness guru's naked selfies, a(nother!) surprising Dem win, Bannon singing like a canary, a gay wedding damned by Satan, hot tennis aces and RuPaul on a plane ...

David Ehrenstein profiles living legend David Hockney on the occasion of the show Happy Birthday Mr. Hockney at L.A.'s The Getty Center.

The show's on, as is Hockney's legendary love for boys jumping into pools, apparently. Keep reading for this and other hot links of the day ...

She's back! Ann-Margret returns to the silver screen in @GoingInStyle and is more vibrant than ever. https://t.co/uMcp9JLerz pic.twitter.com/QpBw2Tjg8U

— Inside Edition (@InsideEdition) April 1, 2017

The New York Times: Ann-Margret is making her movie comeback, and she's got Selena Gomez's hips!

Huff Post: Tina Fey isn't letting white women get away with voting for Trump and ignoring the consequences.

Kenneth in the (212): A new gay bar is moving in where G used to be in NYC!

WeAreGreenBay: Gay man who lived through random bashing is now stabbed to death — could it be a hate crime?

Joe.My.God.: Pat McCrory is LAUGHING AT US.

Instagram @gia_gunn: RDR vet Gia Gunn comes out as trans.

 

This is me 💕💙🌈 #transvisibilityday #girlslikeus #transgender

A post shared by Gia Gunn Official Account (@gia_gunn) on Mar 31, 2017 at 2:48pm PDT

Walmart has settled a discrimination suit over past denial of benefits to same-sex spouses https://t.co/H9bAd7A2Nb

— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 2, 2016

Walmart settles mega-bucks lawsuit over refusal to grant same-sex spousal benefits. Sometimes, the good girls win.

Um, is this a Shawn Mendes full-frontal selfie? (Work Unfriendly)

Trump — and only Trump — will be able to launch U.S. nukes once he's sworn in. No safeguards, no permissions.

Crazy like Virginia Foxx — this lunatic will be running our nation's school into the ground. (Image via Congress.gov)

Virginia Foxx, who called Matt Shepard's murder a hoax, will get to destroy Obama's education legacy as a Trump pick.

IT'S OVER: Green Party drops Pennsylvania recount over money. Wait, it's NOT over.

Fresh Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer is here, AFTER THE JUMP ...