ABOVE: Damn! I forgot to exercise. Ever.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Noah Centineo is so ah-mahhhazing, Hillary's first post-election op-ed, Soon-Yi Previn's defense of her husband (and herself), Tom Arnold's alleged assault at the hands of Mark Burnett (who was the survivor?), hot tennis ass and more ...

Above: Flight-suit heaven.

Below: Keep reading for Bryce Hall's package, Sarah Paulson defending her May/December love,  Trump's diplomatic blunder, new gay lines from H&M and American Apparel, gay candidate loses in Kentucky, Shawn Mendes's new album has no pronouns, and more ...

Above: Getting back into the swing of things.

Below: Keep reading for news of the murder of a lesbian couple, Trump's latest trans slam, E.J. Johnson's sell-out, Dylan Farrow's ongoing campaign against her father and more ...

Above: Diego Arnary — plus more of him here.

Below: Keep reading for the service member defiant after a gay bashing, an underwear party, David Byrne's new tour, Modern Family's fate, Pence's shaming and Timothée Chalamet's rejection of Woody Allen ...

DLISTED: Meet the Sex Elf. I want him in my stocking.

Above, enjoy the Sex Elf.

Below, keep reading for a teen-mag time warp, Megyn Kelly's latest right-wing trick, what passes for sexual harassment now, Caitlyn's Santa Ana disaster, John Waters's Top 10 movies of 2017 and a stache for all seasons ...

You can't get HIV from a POZ person who is undetectable.

Though many other sources have asserted this for some time, the CDC is finally on board.

Read about that and more of the day's hottest links, including a naked A-Teen (pictured), the debate over what to call the Las Vegas shooter, how to shoot Sex and the City 3 without Kim Cattrall, Mia Farrow's son's new allegations and more ...

A new study of 361 men from Canada and France suggests that taking two doses of Truvada for PrEP from 2 to 24 hours before intercourse, another 24 hours later and a fourth dose 24 hours after that dramatically reduced the risk of HIV transmission. Just as with men on PrEP daily, the rate of protection was found to be 97%.

Keep reading for info on this study, plus hot links regarding Anthony Scaramucci, Republicans who want to stall our 2020 election, Chelsea Manning and a video of Corey Feldman attacking his fans ...

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TAKING THE PLUNGE: Gus Kenworthy (ABOVE) strips, makes a splash.

GOOD BOY: Troye Sivan admits he looks good in unfortunately-leaked semi-nude.

(Image via Geoffrey Dicker)

DIRTY BOOKS: Don't miss Geoffrey Dicker's funny, sex-drenched, fictional memoir.

FRONT-LOADED: If this guy's Speedo were a melon, it would be ripe!

(GIF via Global)

BIG, BIG BROTHER: Canadian reality star goes nude. (Work Unfriendly)

PANTSED:

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GOING DOWN: Justin Timberlake as a sexy '50s lifeguard.

CHEWABLE NIPS: His hairy hooters need tongue-bathing. 

The night before the game of their lives… everything changed: #ThePass. https://t.co/9ZhHRFTVcK pic.twitter.com/hRJAStgg1g

— Keith Caulfield (@keith_caulfield) September 19, 2016

TASTY TOVEY: ABOVE: Oh, Russell! Scorching-hot GIFs here!

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ONE BALL IN HIS HAND: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, world's sexiest goodwill ambassador.