This is a real cover that Bauer Publishing authorized. It's in print. It exists!

In Touch Photoshops Bruce Jenner into being female to fit their story.

Meet the new Osama bin Laden.

IF ONLY WE'D KNOWN: With President Romney, there'd be “no ISIS.”

Romney will run in '16 (as I said). Will anyone care?

Non-naked female musician allowed on Rolling Stone cover.

Charges against Eagle bartender's assailant DROPPED.

Willam's “Boy Is a Bottom” is now in Spanish!

Baby, if I'm the bottom, you're the top!

The Bachelor's Tim Robards flashes major dick cleav. (Work Unfriendly)

Madonna confirmed for Grammys performance.

Carla Alcorn, the late Leelah's mom, continues to be a total asshole.

Miley goes full-frontal. Well, some soap suds are in the way.

Naya Rivera's hygiene tips really stink.

The GOP is gunning for Social Security. Again. Fuck their old voters.

Towleroad has Chris Hemsworth's see-through shirt dance in animated form.

Dance, boy!

Gay luminaries come out on behalf of Alan Turing & The Imitation Game.

The New Yorker's touching Charlie Hebdo tribute cover.

Charlie Hebdo suspects had al Qaeda link.

Neo-Nazis in France not letting Charlie Hebdo terrorism go unused.

Via VJ Brendan: Ryan Ferguson is both hot and has a story that goes beyond his abs.

He lost 10 years in jail and still find motivation in life???

Miles Teller & other offbeat guys suit up for Prada.

I choose Ellen Page over Queen Elizabeth on this issue.

Chris Christie is a very Kinky boy.

Michael Urie directs What's Your Emergency, debuting Jan. 27 on Stage 17.

Emerging talent: Watch more here.

Tragically, a daring U.S.-led raid on an al-Qaeda camp in Yemen meant to free two hostages has ended with both hostages dead. British-born American photojournalist Luke Somers and South African Pierre Korkie were shot by militants when the U.S. forces were just 100 meters from the camp. Both men were alive after the raid, but both died shortly thereafter.

Korkie's freedom had apparently been bought with a ransom deal last month, but he had yet to be released.

President Obama says the raid was necessary because Somers's death was imminent.