INSTAGRAM: Come follow my nostalgia account HERE. Today happens to be the 87th birth anniversary of the late Michael Blodgett. Check out the above ad he placed in The Advocate in the ‘70s to sell hot pics of himself to the gays! (He was later married to Meredith Baxter, who came out after they divorced and after he died.)
HUFFINGTON POST: Trump, who once railed against extending kindnesses to Xi and China as a sign of weakness … called Xi and his wife tremendous people and rolled out the red carpet for them.
USA TODAY: Nobody should be shocked that Judge Judy is a right-wing tool who would spout the old cliché, “America — love it or leave it.” But many people are. For every tough but fair decision she made on TV, there was another that she solved by telling poor people, “Move!” That’s her solution to everything. Be wealthy and go somewhere better.
TWITTER: Disgraced fraud Elizabeth Holmes is MAGA.
DAILY BEAST: Disgraced fraud George Santos was humiliated on reality TV, and now looooves anti-gay Candace Cameron Bure.
PEOPLE: Carrot Top is out of the hospital and recovering following his suicide attempt.
THE GUARDIAN: The new lead in the infamous 1982 Tylenol murders sounds like they’ve got the guy who did it — and he killed himself forever ago.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Kenneth roomed with Mike Henson and didn’t know he was a porn star.