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"I will never recover from learning that at least one person out there is ramming her fingers painfully up into her vadge and then “vabbing” the musk all over herself to attract men via pheromones. Least surprising sentence from this piece:

Is that from the documentary "Melania"? Because she really is quite the cunt.

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I think seeing "Melania" is a form of eyeball vabbing.

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