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“Simone Susinna is an Italian stud who gained fame in gay circles for his explosively sexual performance in the 365 Days franchise. He joined installments two and three — 365 Days: This Day and The Next 365 Days — as Marcello ‘Nacho’ Matos, the son of a mafia boss who becomes Laura’s new love interest and Massimo’s (Michele Morrone) romantic rival.
“Why is this important? Because in addition to showing his booty, Susinna delivered a shocking gay make-out scene with Morrone as they bang the same woman.
“And why is this important? Because Simone reteamed with 365 Days director Tomasz Mandes for Heaven in Hell, which, as the headline promises, does deliver hole. Tomasz was in it for the long game, and we’re impressed.
“Simone plays a young stud who sexes up an older woman with an adult child at a seaside town with very clothing-optional beaches. In the flick’s best shot, the brazen Simone pals around carefree and in the buff at the beach and we see his hairy crack, taint and hole when he bends over!
“And why is this important? Because it’s a hairy hole. What more is there to say? Enjoy…”
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HUFFINGTON POST: Scott Bessent, Trump’s talentless Treasury Secretary, is gay. But that’s the only good thing about him. Otherwise, he’s bombing badly — and his latest effort to calm the bond market is bottoming out.
BUZZFEED: Ellen DeGeneres gets dogged every day she walks the Earth for secretly being not as nice as her brand, yet Dr. Phil gets sued for presiding over a toxic and anti-gay environment and it’s par for the course because it’s … not surprising?
DAILY BEAST: My God, Natalie Harp’s sickeningly gushing letters she wrote to Trump have been revealed and — honestly? — this is sicker than if she were simply sucking him off on the regular.
POLITICO: A story that’s beginning to sound familiar — a progressive overcame a gob of outside-PAC spending to win a seat. In this case, it’s Aisha Wahab winning the seat formerly held by disgraced ex-Rep. Eric Swalwell. P.S. Swalwell’s phone and devices have been seized by the FBI.
JOE.MY.GOD.: The U.S. Navy intends to rename a new aircraft carrier for draft dodger Trump … at the expense of Black Pearl Harbor hero Doris Miller. The vessel has been named for Miller since Trump’s first term. But that’s long enough for a Black guy, apparently.
ADVOCATE: Eleven anti-queer Republicans who have battled — or are battling — gay rumors.
THE RANDY REPORT: Transporation Secretary Sean Duffy’s new family reality show debuted to laughable ratings, stalling out at fewer than 10,000 views across three episodes.
PEOPLE: Rosie O’Donnell, who recently went out of her way — years later — to distance herself from Kathy Griffin’s severed-head-of-Trump photo, called out Trump aka “Petty Roosevelt” and suggested Jimmy Kimmel Live! was on so late that Trump’s lovestruck aid Natalie Harp should “tuck you in.”
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