KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis eye-poppers.
THE GUARDIAN: Netanyahu isn’t going anywhere, necessarily, even though his party lost ground.
INSTAGRAM: Gay MAGAt influencer Michael Doherty — yes, he is a right-winger, full-stop — is quitting OnlyFans after raking in the dough because far too many people will forgive anything if the guy is cute. He says being on OnlyFans gave him money and comfort, but distracted him from becoming a pilot.
METRO WEEKLY: A teen has been charged with luring a gay man and attacking him. And I will give you money if someone along the way did not put this kid’s image through a filter. The original looked a bit blurry, but I think when it comes to a mug shot, it needs to be presented in its original form, no?
ADVOCATE: Trump’s ICE is glibly underscoring an immigrant’s alleged claim to be gay, just in time for him to be “welcomed” home to … Mali.
NEW YORK TIMES: Another in a long time of amazing people who didn’t get to outlive Trump — labor icon Dolores Huerta, who has died at 96. At least she lived long enough to set the record straight on Cesar Chavez.
GR8ERDAYS: RIP Barbara Barrie, who has died at 95. She chose medically assisted suicide in the face of a terminal cancer diagnosis 30+ years after she beat cancer the first time. She was a joy of an actor who originated the role of Sarah in Company on Broadway, received an Oscar nomination for Breaking Away and was on the TV shows Barney Miller, Double Trouble and Suddenly Susan.
SWARTHMORE PHOENIX: Andrew Scott is amazing in the 45-minute Seawall, which I had previously seen with Tom Sturridge in 2019. It’s a gut-punch of a monologue. I had him sign my Out (the magazine they send to all gay men until we die, and probably after, without having to pay) and told him between this and Elsinore, he is killing me. “Sorry, yeah, with the emotional ones,” he teased.
The stage door scene was lively, with 50 diehards and some professional graffers. He signed for everyone and the two people who ignored the employee’s demand that nobody ask for selfies … got selfies.
Sadly, this closes today.
THE RANDY REPORT: A new doc explores the penis-enlargement industry. It’s called — of course — Manhood.
MR. MAN: All the following text is courtesy of Mr. Man:
“The hottest new gay coming-of-age movie comes to us courtesy of Mexican filmmaker Rafael Ruiz Espejo. In The Last First Time, Alejandro Quintana stars as a gay teen named Eduardo who escapes his small-minded hometown for the big city. Eduardo wants to carve out a life as a gay man, and do some serious exploration along the way. In order to convey the breaking point of horniness that Eduardo has reached prior to seeking out other men in Guadalajara, the flick opens with Eduardo jerking off to a dick pic on his phone!”
See the explicit full scenes here
“Once in Guadalajara, Eduardo meets up with Mario (Carlos E. López Cervantes), who gets jerked off by Eduardo before laying down some serious pipe.”
“But that’s not why we’re talking about The Last First Time. In an explosive threesome, Mario and Eduardo meet up with Nico (Pabel Castañeda) in the shower. We get some close-ups of crochets and some longing grabbing before the three guys share an intense three-way make-out that has to be seen to be believed. Trust us, this will not be the last first time that we check out this movie!”
