ATTITUDE: Vlad Parker is DNA’s Sexiest Man Alive — he’s very into ass.
THE AP: The Met has canceled its planned John Galliano exhibition and honor as people continue to question why the man who once blurted out “I love Hitler” was being lauded in the first place. Might I suggest … Donatella Versace?
SOCIALITE LIFE: Dolly Parton’s chauffeur and personal assistant was Jason Pirro, a trans man who was outed as such in 1990. Dolly stuck with him.
PINK NEWS: Be more like Dolly and less like Charles Barkley. The moron thinks there are trans women playing in the WNBA, and refers to them as men.
FINANCIAL TIMES: Grindr’s George Arison is banking on wealthy gay men shelling out even more money for better and better matches.
NEW YORK TIMES: I’ve linked to items about the new Marlon James novel before, but this NYT review is a wow: “This Masterpiece Is the Novel of the Decade, it Not the Century.”
VARIETY: Randy Quaid really ruined a lot of moves retroactively; he was bad to okay in them at the time, but now that he’s a QAnon weirdo, it’s fucking hard to accept him in Brokeback Mountain. Turns out he was also in Days of Thunder — and now that Tom Cruise is doing a sequel with Anne Hathaway, turns out Quaid has unsolicited thoughts. See, he thinks Anne is too “woke” and Tom needs “the original girl.” (His ex-wife, Nicole Kidman.)
THE MOTH: This has been out a while, but Doug Wright’s crush on John Boy is evergreen:
Meh to the DNA list. I like men who look like real humans and not impossibly jacked Ken dolls.
Randy Quaid suuuuuucks. And so does his brother!