October 31, 2026
My annual collection of some of the best Halloween costumes of the year! (And in case you’re confused, “I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re dressed as …” is an affectionate meme.)
The “I So Pale” Girls:
Susan Dell & Sen. Mitch McConnell:
Kelly Clarkson, Molly the Bird & the Art of Play Manager:
The White Chicks (Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change):
The “Danceteria” Lyric About Debi Mazar:
Madonna vs. Courtney Love x Kurt Loder:
Blond Ambition-Era Madonna:
Elvis Presley (Harry Styles):
Robbie & Rex Powers from Nickelodeon’s Victorious:
Kristi & Bryan Noem:
“Come on Eileen”/Cum … on Eileen:
Chic Demon (Adam Lambert):
Amelia Earhart & the Crab That Ate Her:
Mademoiselle Butterfly (Jennifer Hudson):
The Parent Trap (Lindsay Lohan Version):
The Son of Man by René Magritte x Charli xcx:
Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Miss Piggy:
Ghost:
Cowpoke:
Peg Bundy:
Sexy Little Monster:
Miss J Alexander & Jay Manuel from America’s Next Top Model:
Sexy Avatar:
The Tainted Taco Bell Lettuce:
Sexy Scarecrow:
Cujo Cast (Dee Wallace’s Family):
Velma:
Work That Ass-tronaut (Meg Stalter):
Elon Musk Riding Rep. Mike Lawler:
Incredibly Snatched Mr. Incredible:
Spectacular Sub:
James Talarico:
Sex and the City (the Old Gays):
Dakota Johnson & Ellen DeGeneres (Mary Beth Barone & Benito Skinner):
Cautionary Tail:
The Twilight Apple:
Dishonorable Mention: JFK & Jackie on Assassination Day (McCall DaPron & Family):
