ABOVE: He likes this pic of him. Me, too!

BELOW: Keep reading for a royal thirst trap, mounting evidence that ties Trump to the Capitol insurrection, mounting evidence that Lindsey Graham is total trash and more ...

I would be bad at this job. (Image via video still)

My heart races watching this uber calm Trader Joe's manager having to interface with maskless harpies shrieking about the Civil Rights Act. All the same white assholes refusing to wear masks because RIGHTS are the same people who have for years been okay with NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE signs, who support businesses being able to turn people away at will and who would be wildly in support of rules against entering a store wearing, for example, sagging pants ...

ABOVE: The shadow knows.

BELOW: Keep reading for a white supremacist gets her comeuppance, Josh Hawley rejected by Loews, first major inauguration arrest announced and more ...

ABOVE: This CEO — who flew to the Capitol insurrection on a private jet — expects a pardon.

BELOW: Keep reading for Animal-Print Karen's racist past, a Bronx eatery that doesn't want the gays, Jinkx gets married and more ...

Note: The witness here joined Twitter in January 2021, so could be anybody. (Image via Twitter)

There is mounting evidence that the so-called Bullhorn Lady of the Capitol uprising — a mouthy woman who admitted she knew the inside of the Capitol from having been there herself — could be IDed as Rep. Lauren Boebert's (R-Colorado) mother, Shawna Bentz.

It's been put forward that the pink hat lady directing people where exactly to go in the Capitol building was Lauren Boebert's mother.

What do you think? I know there's video of her, gonna try to find it so I can listen to the voice. pic.twitter.com/4mfxUSLpEE

— Currahee 🇺🇲 (@DCurrahee) January 16, 2021

This thread asks the question. Boebert denies it, saying her mom was in town, but at a secure location that was not inside the Capitol — and that her staff had eyes on Bentz at all times.

If that isn't her mom, why is it that the woman had been inside the Capitol before, and was barking out orders? When was she in there?

I wonder if Lauren Boebert and her mother is under FBI surveillance?

Is the woman in the pink hat calling out the directions at The Capitol on the megaphone lauren boebert mother???pic.twitter.com/xfks6t855E

— 🦊 (@F0XRIDER2020) January 16, 2021

Shawna may well not be that woman (but man alive, it's close ...), but she is this racist broad:

Lauren Boebert Thread 2:

Lauren Boebert’s mom, Shawn Bentz, posted a racist “things we hate” video rant complaining about “Mexicans” blasting “that hat music” from “lowrider truck[s].” pic.twitter.com/6z5XnvvITg

— Resist Programming 🛰 (@RzstProgramming) January 14, 2021

He's ready to start loving himself. Can we watch? (Image via selfie)

ABOVE: If you're not familiar with American Idol veteran David Hernandez, get familiar with him here. He has some inspirational messaging, not just tits and ass. (That, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a Karen who knows her Constitution, a Lincoln Project co-founder coming out as gay (under less-than-ideal circumstances), the NRA goes belly-up and heads west and more  ...

ABOVE: Keep it classy, Golden Girls!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a Capitol cop's perfect statement to those in the mob who helped him, the QAnon Shaman's plea to Trump, the gay man whose life's work survived him, Screech ailing and more ...

ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs. Rogers dies and more ...