ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the JoBros' booties, Britney's leave-me-alone plea and more ...

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Jane Castor, a former police chief, has become the first lesbian mayor of a major city in Florida after cruising to victory in the Tampa mayoral run-off Tuesday.

ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model flasher, more Riverdale hotness, a burgeoning movement among Republicans to oust Trump and more  ...

ABOVE: He likes this pic of himself. I say he has good taste.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttiegieg's chances of winning the presidency, another tragic LGBTQ youth suicide, Kevin McHale's break-out moment and more ..

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A week after a pic of closeted former Republican Rep. Aaron Schock posing with several shirtless men at Coachella went viral, two of the men — Will Rossi  and Rob Masi — are apologizing ...

ABOVE: When every goddamn day is leg day.

BELOW: Keep reading for who the fuck Kate Smith is, what the fuck she once sang and why you should now be outraged at her corpse ... 

ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

BELOW: Keep reading for a meshy situation, Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes full fembot and more ...

ABOVE: I wish he'd simply throw in the towel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa's big change, Trump's spiral, the death of an ally and more ...