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ABOVE: Another Valentine's Day is coming. More LGBTQ+ mags o' the week.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Mercier's high-waisted HiNRG dance, why Tucker Carlson continues to be a traitor and more ...

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ABOVE: He's worth a follow not just 'cuz he's adorable, but because he genuinely loves dancing. (When I forget something, like a link, thanks for telling me — no thanks for telling me cattily. It's a mistake! I have COVID! I'm busy! Sheesh.)

BELOW: Keep reading for male models, Trump's immunity decision, the death of despicable Toby Keith and more ...

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ABOVE: Relatable content to balance out the Jake Gyllenhaal things to come.

BELOW: Jake Gyllenhaal's tits, Lil Nas X fanboys out, Colman Domingo's moment and more ...

ABOVE: Florida GOPer says terrorists hate homosexuals more than we do. (How much more? Throw-you-off-a-building-but-still-hate-your-asses more?!)

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Mexican singer, Putin's latest false flag and more ...

ABOVE: Halle Berry loves a good drag brunch.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pedro Pascal's hotness, remembering a '30s icon, Tennessee's toxic Karens and more ...

ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!

BELOW: Keep reading for David Geffen's weddin bells, Ryan Raftery taking on the mother of all mothers, J. Crew (if you're nasty) and more ...

ABOVE: I'm surprised Andrew Shue is the most famous cuckold at the moment. He seems the ideal man.

BELOW: Keep reading for a baseball playing coming out, Marj calling for a second civil war, Biden in Ukraine and more ...

ABOVE: I'm in shock Ricky Martin's twins are old enough to grow a mustache.

BELOW: Jonathan Majors and Ben Aldridge spreading their legs, a Black queer comic, the worst possible result for a lesbian mom seeking custory and more ...